Pluto Nash, Dr. Doolittle, Norbit, and Starship Dave?!?!?!?

I woke up on the couch this morning with the TV still playing and what's the first thing I see? Why it's Detective Axel Foley...if you didn't know, Foley is the character Eddie Murphy plays in the Beverley Hills Cop series . Instead of being funny, it almost depressed me...seriously, what in the world happened to this guy? From the mid 80's to the mid 90's he was the funniest human alive. Now, he plays Pluto Nash, Dr. Doolittle, Norbit, and Starship Dave. That's right, the guy who brought us RAW played Pluto-freaking-Nash. I don't know if suddenly Eddie got unfunny or what...but the guy playing Pluto Nash, certainly isn't the same one in the above clip. So let this be a warning to the aspiring comics of the world, watch what you do or you'll end up as Dr. Doolittle...where your co-stars are a raccoon, bear, and a skunk!

The World's Worst Blogger

Yes, that's me folks. With the exception of a timely UK post, I haven't been here to keep my reader(s) entertained, and I'm sorry. I find myself wanting to blog, but then not doing it---mainly due to the fact that I have a retarded notion of blogging where every post has to be a long thought out criticism or something else that might have value. Well, after perusing blogs for the last week or so, I've finally realized that hell, I already write my opinions in e-mails, comment sections, message boards, and various other outlets of expression. So...I ask, why not get unlazy and actually throw some of this on the blog...for better or worse. So reader(s), I will once again attempt to provide a look at high and low culture for the masses!

In celebration of my reblogging (and the fact that I'm hungover and can't get motivated), I will let you know about a new band that's about to hit the U.S. shores, straight from a our friendly mates across the pond. They are called Florence + The Machine and here is what you need to know abou them:

a) they are definitely different, Wikipedia goes as far as calling them soul-inspired indie...what ever the fuck that means. I tend to think Tori Amos with a kick ass band backing her up!

b) their debut CD Lungs hits stores on October 20th.

c) also according to the always trusty Wikipedia, their song "A Kiss With a Fist" is used in the new Megan Fox film Jennifer's Body. Hipsters take note...you need to like them before you aren't allowed to any more.

So enjoy...